hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
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