we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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