i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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