ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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