Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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