we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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