question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
i believe in u and ur pee
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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