Don't you send me to vm
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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