So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
