Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I'm always down for nudity.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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