I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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