I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
