for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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