he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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