The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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