no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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