How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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