I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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