I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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