i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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