Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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