Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Pants are for mortals
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
