I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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