is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Randomize