I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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