Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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