Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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