you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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