I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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