Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
