Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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