He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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