Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
