office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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