Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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