ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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