Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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