I could have mohawked her pubes.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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