So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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