just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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