I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
