you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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