Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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