you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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