it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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