This girl is more easily done than said...
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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