she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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