brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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