This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I think my moral compass just broke
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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