Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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