im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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