At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
