I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
My vagina just recognized that song.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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