Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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