it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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